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		<title>Turn Pet Hamster Into Gladiator</title>
		<link>http://www.aidlenet.info/2007/09/24/funny-thoughts/turn-pet-hamster-into-gladiator</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 16:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aidle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hamster Gladiator]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Warning! Please don't try this at home...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t it a violent and dangerous game for your pet?</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://aidlenet.info/blogs/images/funny/hamsterfight.jpg" alt="img" /></p>
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		<title>The Story Of Kiwi</title>
		<link>http://www.aidlenet.info/2007/09/22/funny-thoughts/kiwi-fruit</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aidle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kiwi Salads]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Very refreshing and yummy]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://aidlenet.info/blogs/images/funny/kiwi.jpg" style="width: 430px; height: 330px" alt="img" /><br />
This is just an illustrations no animals get hurt or harm&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Red Yellow Green Stoplights</title>
		<link>http://www.aidlenet.info/2007/07/07/funny-thoughts/red-yellow-green-spotlights</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aidle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FUNNY THOUGHTS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Traffic Lights]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What nonsense is this!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stoplights are red, yellow, and green, because traffic officials, early on copied the code from system railroad engineers devised for track systems controlling the trains.<br />
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The goal of the railroad engineers in crafting this code was to prevent often fatal train collisions, by giving the trains advance warning. Therefore they did not take their task lightly in selecting the symbolic colors for the signals.<br />
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Red, the color of blood, proved a logical choice for the stop signal, as for thousands of years, this color forbade danger. The color alone, railroad engineers reasoned, should give people cause to pause, to abide by the signal, and to stop or suffer the consequences of death and destruction.<br />
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Engineers used the trial and error method in selecting the other colors. The first trial in the 1830s, that of choosing green for the caution signal, and clear for the go signal, failed miserably. Clear as a choice for the go signal, varied slightly from the light cast from typical street lamps, or from the glare of the sunlight, and, thus could quite easily be mistaken for the go signal&#8230;after the fact.<br />
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This failure prompted the railroad engineers to alter their color selections to red for stop, green for go, and yellow for caution. Traffic engineers, either lacking in ingenuity or a work ethic, scurried off with this system of color coding, and instituted the very first electric stoplight in Cleveland, Ohio in 1914.<br />
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The first signal did not include the color yellow for caution, but that was later added within a few years. Railroad engineers, not traffic engineers, should be credited for the lives saved in the interim, by their system of coding warning signals red, yellow, and green.</p>
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		<title>News &#8211; What news!</title>
		<link>http://www.aidlenet.info/2007/04/22/funny-thoughts/news</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aidle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Where on earth does this word came from?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wonder how the word:  NEWS came from?<span id="more-141"></span> It is North East West and South, but the only thing I unable to answer is who invented this words. I know but I dunno! <img src='http://www.aidlenet.info/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Guest What is This!</title>
		<link>http://www.aidlenet.info/2007/04/01/funny-thoughts/guest-what-is-this</link>
		<comments>http://www.aidlenet.info/2007/04/01/funny-thoughts/guest-what-is-this#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 16:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aidle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FUNNY THOUGHTS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Instruments]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It is indeed an important instrument]]></description>
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<p align="left"> Want to guest what is this? <span id="more-110"></span>It is call a <strong>Sextant</strong> and it got nothing to do with sex, but a measuring instrument generally used to measure the angle of elevation of a celestial object above the horizon. Making  this measurement is known as sighting the object, shooting the  object or taking a sight. The angle and the time when it was measured,  can be used to calculate a position line on a nautical or aeronautical chart.</p>
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		<title>Yahoo And Google married</title>
		<link>http://www.aidlenet.info/2005/10/19/funny-thoughts/yahoo-and-google-get-married</link>
		<comments>http://www.aidlenet.info/2005/10/19/funny-thoughts/yahoo-and-google-get-married#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aidle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[GahooYoogle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What will happen if they merge?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What will happen if they merge?</p>
<p><span id="more-57"></span><br />
I don&#8217;t think they should merge, but if you love both Yahoo and Google at the same time then a GahooYoogle will be the result.</p>
<p><img src="http://aidlenet.info/blogs/images/funny/gh.jpg" /><br />
<a href="http://www.gahooyoogle.com" target="blank">www.gahooyoogle.com</a></p>
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		<title>Drinks and medicine.</title>
		<link>http://www.aidlenet.info/2005/05/29/funny-thoughts/medicine-and-wine</link>
		<comments>http://www.aidlenet.info/2005/05/29/funny-thoughts/medicine-and-wine#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2005 07:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aidle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Medical Info]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Generally medical experts say wine is good for the heart, but]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Generally medical experts say wine is good for the heart.<br />
But in wine itself contain alcohol, I wonder what&#8217;s it good for?<br />
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<p>Liver problem and social problem! <img src='http://www.aidlenet.info/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Singular and Plural.</title>
		<link>http://www.aidlenet.info/2005/05/24/funny-thoughts/singular-and-plural</link>
		<comments>http://www.aidlenet.info/2005/05/24/funny-thoughts/singular-and-plural#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 08:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aidle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Singular Plural]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever imagine what is the plural of  "google".]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever imagine what is the plural of &#8220;google&#8221;.<br />
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<p>&#8220;Googles&#8221; , but they are totally different website. <img src='http://www.aidlenet.info/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the questions.</title>
		<link>http://www.aidlenet.info/2005/05/24/funny-thoughts/whats-the-questions</link>
		<comments>http://www.aidlenet.info/2005/05/24/funny-thoughts/whats-the-questions#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 08:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aidle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FUNNY THOUGHTS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Age Filter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I came across a few website asking date of birth before entering]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recently I came across a few website asking this type of questions just before entering.</p>
<p><img alt="image" src="http://aidlenet.info/blogs/images/funny/birthdate1.jpg" align="middle" /> <img alt="image" src="http://aidlenet.info/blogs/images/funny/birthdate2.jpg" align="middle" /></p>
<p>But any smart kids will able to give a false date of birth , if they really want to enter!</p>
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